The Bro Code

READER DISCRETION BE ADVISED; The codes contains swear words, sex words, prejudice and all those other "be advised" shit

"A guy cannot be left without a code to govern his actions less, the world will lose order and the very fabric of life itself can be torn apart or some crazy avenger shit like that"
                                                                                                                       -- Some wise man

N.B: Every code here must strictly be adhered to less,  you seize to be a Guy

1.) A BRO MUST ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER BROS BACK.
     Never leave a bro to fight his battles alone. You've got to back him up.
     Be it physical, emotional or spiritual...wait scratch that, if it's spiritual you better mind your business.

2.) A BRO MUST ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE AS A WINGMAN TO ANOTHER BRO.
     Wingman'ism is a very important part of the world system y'know? Those niggas that willing lie for you to get a girl (make you look good). Aint that important?

3.) A BRO SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BITCH ABOUT SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS.
     Sure its ginger to tell your friends how you're going to sleep with a girl and  even what you're going to use to sleep with em. But it's bitching. If you do this, yous a bitch. So umm, you can go search for The Bitch Code now bitch!

4.) NEVER TARGET ANOTHER BROS EX, TRIALS OR GIRLFRIEND.
      You can go for a bros ex only when the bro says he's over her and you can only try a bros trail when the bro fails.

5.) NEVER HIT A BRO IN THE CROTCH...NEVER EVER!
      Writing this is making my stomach hurt already.

6.) YOU MUST SLAP A BRO IF HE'S ABOUT SOILING HIMSELF WITH A POOR LOOKING LADY.
      Slap the shit out of that bro!

7.THOU SHALL NOT LOVE ANOTHER BROS MOTHER,  AUNT,  SISTER. ...ANYTHING ON SKIRT.
    Take your filthy fetish somewhere else you bloody pervert.

8.) A BRO SHOULD ALWAYS TRY TO HELP OUT ANOTHER BRO TO GET A GIRL OR STRENGTHEN A RELATIONSHIP.
     Don't be a bad belle

9.) A BRO IS ONLY ALLOWED TO FORCE GOOD MORALS ON ANOTHER BRO.
      See guy, I cant be bothered. Don't come on here and choke me with your bad pleasures (smoking,  drinking,  perversing). Aint nobody got time to be peer-pressurized.

10.) A BRO MUST NOT MAKE ANOTHER BROS LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF GIRLS AND PARENTS.

11.) A BRO MUST NEVER DISRESPECT ANOTHER BROS PARENTS.
        If you got bad manners..keep it in your family.

12.) THE  ULTIMATE CODE: BROS BEFORE HOES
         You don't need no elaboration