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Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Swag 101

* Dont dye your hair brown - you'll look mad or about to be mad

* Don't be bouncing when walking. Is one leg shorter than the other?

* Lick your lips for no stupid reason

* Don't leave your collar unfolded - Only kolawoles do that. Don't be a kolawole

* When walking on the streets with headphones on, don't be moving your hands like you're rapping.     That's messed up.

* Always walk slowly, even if you're late for a meeting or exam. No one cares, you are COOL!

* Don't laugh a lot

* Keep a cool hair. Y'know, the ones with the cool names - Mohawk, Punk, Faded, 911, Sleezy...whatever

* Piercing? Hell yeah! Look like Pien

* Always raise your eyebrows when taking pictures and do your face like you're sick or about to take a shit - Ladies looove that!

* Don't do no peace sign, power to the people sign, westside sign, or show us what you're drinking sign when taking a picture.

* Don't wear sun shades indoors. That aint fashion, that's stupid.

* Don't be yourself. No really, Be a better self

3 comments:

  1. Lmaooo whoever follows this will die single

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  2. Lol @ moving your hands with headphones on...that's how MI and co. started tho :(

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